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Host: When you come home from work or school do you have terrible pains in your arms from writing, typing, and bumping into stuff? Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: Host: Well then, have I got somethin' for you! Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: Host: For a limited time only we here at Global Stuff have a super deeee duper arm massager! Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: Host: Based on the miracles of modern food processing technology, we bring you THE ARM MASSAGER! Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: Ann1: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: ::fuzzy picture pops up in night vision, suddenly 6 birds of prey fly out of a construction site:: Wasn't that pointless? Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: British guy: The Yeerks have got 'em mate! Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: Host: Uhhh, tech support, where’s the clicker? Oh, oh, I’m on? OK. Uhh, and for a limited time you can get the ARM massager for only 5 easy payments of $6.95 each in American currency, and in the immortal words of my good ol' friend Announcer2 who is now reciding in a mental hospital; 6 easy payments of 8.25 in Japanese currency, 9 easy payments of 22.88 in something, anything green, or blue, I like blue. ::continues naming currencies:: British Guy: ::sings a song:: OOOOO, announcer2 was a good ol' chap. He had a funny hat! OOOOO announcer2 was a good ol' chum. He was shaped like a plum and that's just peachy! Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: ::floor starts to shake:: Annoying really, really deep voice: It’s Car-Mageddon! Host: Oh nooooooo! It’s the cheap local Ford dealer man! Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: British Guy: Girl Power! Omelets! Andalite Girl Power! ::sings another song:: ::floor shakes again:: Cheap Car Person: ::sings with British Guy:: Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: Chorus: Yeerks are gonna roll, Da, da. 'Morphs are gonna fly, Da, da! Host: ::gazes out window:: Hey, I wondered where my second cousin twice removed hid the escafil device! ::pulls cheap window off, set crashes to ground:: OOF!!! ::singing continues as Host falls out window:: Chorus: Zipede do da, Zipidy ay, my oh my what a wonderful way... Cheerleaders: To kill the Yeerks! German Guy: Nichen Yaugen Ova Hotzelous! Translator: Repeat that please? Cheap Car Guy: Cha-Cha-Cha-Check into.....Huh? ::watches 6 birds haul falling host to safety:: DJ: PARTY!!!! ::sings:: Y-M-C-A!!!! ::crash of thunder:: Host: WEEEEF! That was sooo nifty! Cheerleaders: Nai, Nai, Nai, what a nifty guy! Host: Samoan Flying Toasty Cheese Crackers! Sheesh, is Nai a word? Chorus: It’s been...... Cheerleaders: ONE! Week since we’ve attacked the worts! Lifty: CHICKEN!!!!!!! YUMYUM! DJ: MIND!! It’s MIND!!!! Host: Samoan Flying Toasty Lifty: CHEESE!!!!! Host: Crackers. Can you sleep a week? Lifty: Man, a little me! British Guy: Helmacrons!!!! Host: I’m going to try it. ::falls over and snores:: DJ: ::to British Guy in her all-too-famous fake British accent:: Do you know the Spice Girls? Host: ::snores:: British Guy: Nope, but I love to sing their songs ::sings "You’re Still The One" with DJ:: Lifty: Isn’t that by Shania Twain? Host: ::snores:: Audience: YEA!!! ::cheers wildly:: DJ: No, it's Lee Ann Rhimes! Cheerleaders: When I bust rhymes, big like Lee Ann Rhimes! Chorus: OOOOOOOOOOOO ooioiooo o oo! Announcer2: Hey! I'm back! Little Sis: ::attacks host:: ::does boogie-woogie ghost dance:: Cheap Car Guy: ::eats Little Sis:: Host: Robbie’s Back! ::seems totally oblivious to the fact that Cheap Car Guy has just eaten Little Sis:: ::floor shakes:: Cheap Car Guy: YumYum! Ann2: Ruthelford, Bob, Gertrude, Obbliticus, Sparticus, Garfunkel, Oddie, you’re all here! Is it a party for me? And why can I see the props room? What’s that blue box, oo, oooo, you got the escafil device for me?!?!?!? I couldn’t be happier if I was surrounded in 10.95 in English currency, 22.87 in French currency, ::goes on and on naming currencies:: DJ: ::drops brick on microphone:: Hello, hello, is this thing on? Host: Something smells ::falls over:: Ann2: ::continues naming currencies:: AOL Guy: Goodbye, welcome, you’ve got mail! Zordon: RANGERS!! Camera person: Hey, the tape counter says ::screen flicks off:: Director: Don’t worry, the audio’s still ::noise turns off:: ::floor shakes:: Cheap Car Guy: Hey, what happened? |