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Never Do Anything Wiped out down the stairs I'll bet you there's a song in there, I'm not sure I'm prepared to write it down. That guy should be me I'd look much better on t.v. Then the world would see That I can do anything. I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything. Let's play tic-tac-toe I'll play X, you can be the O. Thoughts of turning pro have crossed my mind. I could make a mint Fill my pockets with more than lint. I'll give you a hint It involves the "internet". I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything. Don't write me off as an also ran. Just mark me down as an angry man. Got a big chip, you want a fat lip? How 'bout a mouthful of Chiclets? Life passed me by, but it's not my fault. I'll lick my wounds, could you pass the salt? I can be that, but soon you'll see that I will never do anything. If I were the king All my subjects would dance and sing They could kiss my ring And kiss my ass When I'm old and grey, I'll look back on my life and say "Give me one more day, And still I'll never do anything." I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can be that But soon you'll see that I will never do anything I can throw the discus (for Maureen) I have often dreamed of a far off place Where a great warm welcome will be waiting for me. Where the crowds will cheer when they see my face And a voice keeps saying this is where I'm meant to be. I will find my way, I can go the distance! I'll be there someday- If I can be strong! I know every mile will be worth my while. I would go most anywhere to feel like I belong. I am on my way - I can go the distance! I don't care how far - Somehow I'll be strong. I know ev'ry mile will be worth my while I would go most anywhere to find where I belong Shake your Bon-Bon: I'M A DESPERADO UNDHERNEATH YOUR WINDOW I SEE YOUR SILHOUETTE ARE YOU MY JULIET I FEEL A MAD CONNECTION WITH YOUR BODY SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON I WANNA BE YOUR LOVER YOUR ONLY LATIN LOVER WE'LL GO AROUND THE WORLD IN A DAY DON'T SAY NO, NO SHAKE IT MY WAY, OH SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON ** HOLA AMIGA, HOLA AMIGA YOU'RE MY TEMPLE OF DESIRE WE'LL GO AROUND THE WORLD IN A DAY DON'T SAY NO, NO SHAKE IT MY WAY, OH SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON ** YOU'RE A MATA HARI I WANNA KNOW YOUR STORY IN THE SAHARA SUN I WANNA BE THE ONE THAT'S GONNA COME AND TAKE YOU, MAKE YOU UP IN THE HIMALAYA C'MON I WANNA LAY YA WE'LL GO AROUND THE WORLD IN A DAY DON'T SAY NO, NO SHAKE IT MY WAY, OH SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHE'S ALL, SHE'S ALL I EVER HAD IN A WORLD SO COLD, SO EMPTY SHE'S ALL, SHE'S ALL I EVER HAD SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON SHAKE YOUR BON-BON