Song Parodies


Larger than Lice ("Larger Than Life" By the Backstreet Boys)

I'll break out in hives
If I see you again, all right.
But let me tell you now
The price you will pay is hi-gh
All of us created by flashes of light (echo: In a UFO, yeah)

Chorus:
All you people can't you see, can't you see
Our life's an alternate reality
Every time we drown
We inflate like lice
And that makes you cooler than ice (echo: Dry ice)

Looking at the crowd
And I smell your body spray, c'mon
Wishin' I had really dark glasses heyy, c'mon
'Cause all of your time spent keeps the hives alive

Chorus2:
All you people can't you see, can't you see?
Your life's an alternate reality
Everytime we go down
We get really cold like ice
And that makes you larger than lice (echo: because lice are very small indeed, yeahh)

All of your time spent keeps the hive alive

Chorus1

Yeah, every time we drown (echo: In a puddle. What a muddle!)
Yeah, we inflate like lice (echo: In a big 'ol pique-nique)
Yeah, and that's what makes you coola dan dry ice. Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Chorus2


Who Needs 'STYNK? ("Who Needs Sleep?" By the Barenaked Ladies)

Now we lay us down to sleep
Wishing we had just one more week
We swim and fret of the iminent deceit
We just lay back, hope not for defeat

Chapter red and charter burned
We turned the lights off while they burned
So while they listen to 98 degrees
We throw the sheep down and people flee

Lift down, We could see
The smell feet
The only thing that smells is a don-key
The lift's down, we look around...

We're 'NSYNC
Yeah you're never gonna get us
We're 'NSYNC
No one knows what we're for
We're 'NSYNC
Be happy with what you're gettin'
There's a guy dat's been followin' us since the Persian War!
(repeat)

Our hands are locked up tight in chains
Our minds wondern' about November Rain
of concerts future, present, past
oh boy this really has gone too fast

Lift done, we're a-sleep
We drop down, bomb in the heat
That only thing awake is
The chaos in the wheat

The countdown, we fall down

We're 'NSYNC
Yeah, you're never gonna get us
We're 'NSYNC
No one knows what we're for
We're 'NSYNC
Be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy dat's been following us since the Persian War!

There's so much joy in life
so many pleasures all around
but sometimes we go overboard
and copy others' sound
With all life has to offer
there's so much to avoid
But the pleasures of plagerism
Are ones we won't avoid

Lift's done, we're dull sheep
We drop down, turned into meat
That only thing this way is
The meat that you eat

We're 'NSYNC
Yeah, you're never gonna get us
We're 'NSYNC
No one knows what we're for
We're 'NSYNC
Be happy with what you're getting
There's a guy dat's been followin' us since the Persian War!
(repeat 4x's)


It Drives Me Crazy ("Crazy" By Brittany Spears)

Pidgey, I'm so into you
You got that Metapod, and then you flew
Hitmonlee, you kicked me around
The Hypno is spinnin, but I can't see sound

Every time you look at me
My Krabby's jumpin like a Dratini
Crazy this is so much more
More than anything ever made before

Chorus:
It drives me crazy
My sister won't eat
They're so excited, and in too deep
Ohh...crazy, and they're so uptight
Baby, I bet they trade into the night

Eevee, you're so into me
And I'm the only one you will see
Butterfree, out in the blue
That Beedrill's a'wastin, and the Squirtle's askew

Crazy this is so much more
More than anything I've ever seen before

CHORUS

Crazy, I get no sleep
I'm not excited, they're in too deep
Crazy, and it's not alright
Every Day and Tuesday Night

CHORUS

It Drives Me Crazy (It drives me crazy baby)
Ohh..Crazy, and it's not alright
Dratini, They think of you and keep me up all night
Eevee, they keep me up all night



 Cheese, All I've ever had ("She's all I've Ever Had" by Ricky Martin)

In a can
fit for kings
cause blood clots
and without seams
In a can
Alone again
Straight from a cow
or pasturized

CHORUS
Cheese-all, Cheese, all I've ever had
Cheese aerosol, cheesey keys
Cheese-all, Cheese, all I'll ever have

It's the way cheese makes me feel
It's only sometimes real
It's the way it's in a can
Cheese, I love it, Cheese 'da man!
And when I eat it pasturized
It's the way I feel inside
From the can I want to be
Cheese, all I'll ever need

So much time
Not much pain(but)
There's one thing
That still remains (it's the)
The way it cared
The food we shared
And through it all
Cheeses' always been there

Cheese-all, Cheese, all I've ever had
In a word, it's cold, so cheesy
Cheese-all, Cheese, all I'll ever have

It's the way cheese makes me feel
It's only sometimes real
It's the way it's in a can
Cheese, I love it, Cheese 'da man!
And when I eat it pasturized
It's the way I feel inside
From the can I want to be
Cheese, all I'll ever need



Show Me The Money ("Show me the Meaning" by the Backstreet Boys)

Show me the money, I'm leaving mummy
So many worlds for the bankrupt hearts
It's hard to see through a solid glove
And hard to breathe
Walk with me, and maybe
Nights, no light so soon on come
Paid the fee, wish I could feel the love
Your every wish willn't be done

They tell me...

CHORUS

Show me the money, I'm leaving mummy
Is is it as freeing, as they talk with?
Tell me why it can't be where they are
There's something missing from my hearth

Life goes on and then it ends
Guys of stone observe the trends
With their unwavering gaze
Landed on by Pigeons and doves
There's no control
Why no dairy cow?
Your every wish willn't be done
They tell me

CHORUS - repeat

There's nowhere to run
No hiding place to go
Surrendering hearts, and Bob Dole
How can it be you're asking me cover the fee for this dog show?

You are missing from my hearth
Tell me why I shan't be there in a car

CHORUS - repeat


 Hug-A Boo ("Bug-A Boo" by Destiny's Child)

1
You make me wanna throw some baseballs at your window
Feed tainted rice and poke you with moles
Break your legs so you can't move
Cause you are Hug-a boo, Hug-a boo
Sneak a quaterback and a block
Have Jim and Iz make your service stop
Cause you are Hug-a boo
You huggin' what?
You huggin' Who?
You huggin' me and I see you ain't cool

2
You got caught halfway down the field
stressin, you ran in my skiier
you're just non-stop and its not hot
that you be leavin end zone
every 10 minutes and then you stop by.
When I first met you, you were cool
but the game proved you had me fooled
cause 2 minutes after the whistle
you already had our scorebox full

3
So what you've got a pair of shoes
what now I guess you think they are blue
You dont have to score as much as you do
I'll get 'im back, we're through with you
and so what my mom thinks you're cute
what now I guess you think I do too
why does it seem everyone thinks that way, too
I dont really care cause you are Hug-a boo

repeat 1

4
Its not hot that when our blockers are in number
you knock 'em over like an inflatable house
and its not hot that I can't even go out at half-time
without you trackin me down
you need to chill out with that mess
cause you cant keep havin that stress
cause everytime stress occurs the blood pressure can kill you
and im prayin that someone else just scored

repeat 3

repeat 1

5
when you pay the reff off you're buggin me
when you follow teams around you're buggin me
everything you do you're buggin me
you buggin me, you buggin me
when you show up our scores you buggin me
when you open up your mouth you buggin me
everytime I see your face youre buggin me
Yes you're buggin me. If you be huggin me...

repeat 1


(Oh, Foo) I've Got Cheese In My Eye ("Blue" by Eiffel 65)

Yo listen up, here is a story about a little guy
that lives in a blue swirled
in a gray and blue fright
and everything he sees is just blue like him
inside and outside
Blew his nose with a coo' little minnow
and a blue corvette
and everything he's blew for him
and hisself on everybody around
cuz he ain't got nobody to listen

[Oh foo I've got cheese in my eye, and we're all gonna die, cuz I got cheese in my eye and it won't be alright, I've got cheese in my eye]

I have blew a house through a window
Blue is the color of Daisy's robot hair
Blue are the streets and all the trees are green
I have a corset with sequens for you
Blew at this person as I walked to town
Blew at his corvette, he was standing outside
Chewed my nose off, and told me I stink
I feel blue now, 'cause I need surgery

[Oh foo I've got cheese in my eye, and we're all gonna die, cuz I got cheese in my eye and it won't be alright, I've got cheese in my eye]

I have blew a house through a window
Blew is the color of all that I wear
Blue are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a corset with sequens for you
Blew at this person as I walked to town
Blew at his corvette, he was standing outside
Chewed my nose off, and told me I stink
I feel blue now, 'cause I need surgery

[Oh foo I've got cheese in my eye, and we're all gonna die, cuz I got cheese in my eye and it won't be alright, I've got cheese in my eye]


Show Me the Money (aka Boris Cabrera's Theme Song) ("Show me the Meaning" by BSB)

Show me the money, you stinkin homey
So many words for the broke and hard
It's hard to see through my 50's glove
So hard to breathe
When I gag thee, and maybe
Nights, no light so soon on come
Wild with fleas, I can feel the love
Your every wish wiln't be done

They tell me...

CHORUS

Show me the meaning of being homely
come with me minion, you bag of chalk dust
Tell me why I shan't be there wherst thou art
There's something missing from my hearth

Life goes on as it never ends
Rocks are stoned, pay your amends
They never say nor ever "nay"
Duty rolls to baseball glove
There's so control
Aren't you with me now
Your every wish willn't be done
They tell me

CHORUS - repeat

There's nowhere to run
they're all after me, so
Surrendering cheesey in espanol
How can it be I'm risking me to the wrongs on your show

You are missing from the part
Tell me why I shan't be there wherst thou art

CHORUS - repeat


Buy Buy Buy ("Bye Bye Bye" by *NSYNC)

Buy, Buy, Buy, (buy, buy), Buy, Buy
I'm visiting tonight
You'll never belive this sight
You think it can't be right
Hey babe, come on

It's just one twenty-three
But this deal is just from me
So don't think you can leave
this deal all alone

I know that you won't pay no more
It ain't no lie
I don't wanna see you slam that door
Baby, Buy buy buy (Buy buy)

CHORUS:
No one but a fool would do
to pass up another deal or 2
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Buy, buy, buy (buy, buy)
So I have a cold sore and pickup truck
I'm just hoping that it ain't enough
This deal sounds crazy but it ain't no lie
Buy, buy buy

You just hit me with a boot
Now girl you're more than welcome to
So give me one better deal, baby, come on
I just lived to sell you these
And now you'll really come to see that
Life would be much better once you've bought

I know that you won't pay no more
It ain't no lie
I don't wanna see you slam that door
Baby, Buy buy buy (Buy buy)

CHORUS:
No one but a fool would do
to pass up another deal or 2
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Buy, buy, buy (buy, buy)
So I have a cold sore and pickup truck
I'm just hoping that it ain't enough
This deal sounds crazy but it ain't no lie
Buy, buy buy

I know you're not that big a fool
to take one for two
but before you leave me behind
(buy, buy, buy) I don't wanna make small talk
So I'll knock it off
But it ain't no lie, buy, buy (buy, buy... baby)

No one but a fool would do
to pass up another deal or 2
You may hate me but it ain't no lie
Buy, buy, buy (buy, buy)
So I have a cold sore and pickup truck
I'm just hoping that it ain't enough
This deal sounds crazy but it ain't no lie
Buy, buy buy


It Drives Me Crazy II ("Everything You Want" By Vertical Horizon)

Somewhere there's Sea King
Called back, and he's coming in
Your Pokéballs running through the back of your mind
You never would get it
Even if you'd fed it
Now you're here, facing leader sky
And under Pidgey is your Arbok
Go through the paces, you can return
Growlithe listens
with Lapras and Dratini
for ongoing changes where battles turned

Chorus:
He's beat your Venomoth
He's beat your Nidoking
And worse he's beat inside of you
to where your wishes be
Using all the right things
At exactly the right time
And he leaves you nothing to do
But release Omanyte

You're wating for summons
To pull you together
Your waiting's rewarded, it's time to play
There's always another 'mon to discover
There's always something more you missed today

Chorus

But you just sit tight
and watch time to time
It's nothing like you're looking for
And you'll be just fine
with your omanyte
it's only who you're waiting for

Off of the island
Into the cit-ay
Past the places where the battles turned
You never did notice
Their secret hideaway
You're angry for wild ones who won't return

Chorus

I have beat your metopod
I have let your Weedle flee
Only later to get pikachu
and that dreadful thing Ghastly
Using all the right things
At exactly the right time
But that means nothing to you, go and save now, bye


Sinkhole! ("Put Your Hand Inside the Puppet Head" By They Might Be Giants)

As you hurry down the basement
where the floor seems to open up
the washer slides astray and the mantleboard's a'fallen to the floor
It's n-n-not to go this way
It's n-n-not to go this way
And as you hurry back to the cement path the table's blocked the door
Well it's a big atrocity, sliding back to where the hole should be
and the washboard basin never falls astray if you keep some things nearby
You'll need some big big big big tongs
You'll need some big big big big tongs
Then down falls you vase, you can't look away - it's gone

In the hole you don't know where it ends,
In the hole, you don't know where it ends.
It fell inside, it fell inside,
In the hole you don't know where it ends.

(Look the) Ads up in the phonebook, for a working someone with low cost
You say you've got something involving falling art
And could you please hurry and help?
So he c-c-cocked his head
and said "I'm j-j-jumpin in"
you hope your choice's truely well resolved
and follow down inside,

To Japan through the hole instead,
to Japan through the hole instead
You've jumped inside, you've jumped inside
To Japan through the hole instead

Quick, now, jot down on their culture
Fallin' through where that hole had ope'
You that you'd checked on the nail,
but the beam had lurched and fell in just the same.
If you had j-just thought ahead
Before you'd j-j-jumped on in
"I WISH I'D LEARNED IN SCHOOL!"

So you'll land down in sinkhole land
So you'll end up down in sinkhole land
Never go inside, never come inside
'Cause you'll end up down in sinkhole land


Just Die HAL ("Goodbye Earl" by the Dixie Chicks)

Dave Bowman and Poole were the best of friends
All through their training days
both left from the moon space-hub
both active in N-A-S-A

Alien Nations, Bowman found out, would lose him in a strange new world
Poole had gone out of the portal and got knocked-off by HAL

Well not much later after the mutany Bowman started getting confused
He lost all their gases, and techs flew out, and the earth-link stopped givin' him news
Well he finally got the nerve to de-file by force, pulling AI sockets from there
But HAL died pitifully whining and moanin' about his creatère

Right away si Bowman called back with his mantra
After pondering his plight
he held fate in his hand, and he worked out a plan
Ken the mission would work out right
Cuz HAL went bye-bye
Good-bye, HAL
His circuitry wasn't what it should be
HAL. Another week? You're still gonna sleep. HAL
Ain't it dark? Without your purpose in-part? HAL

The ship flew by and got held in
It circled in ovals
the moon charred black except one eyespot where the moon spire lead us to

So 'e went outside to see what was over
then suddenly began to fall
and it turned out it was an ancient portal
that turned him immort-all

So our Bowman, in a faraway land, out by cluster 109
set off back to his old land, where his home should still stand
but he didn't know long times
and HAL'd gone bye-bye
There's time for a break
who cares how long it would take
He don't need any lunch
no need to eat much
at the speed of light
let's go for a ride
HAL... hey hey hey



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